If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

The ending would be a cliffhanger....

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I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming

Because marches would definitely solve the problem....

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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on a few...

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Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because he's thick and tired of it...

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What’s the engineering term for a one night stand?

A nut and bolt....

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What does a pulley like the best about its position?

It's the center of a tension....

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Comas can change the meaning of a sentence.

For example: "Donald is in a hurry." "Donald is in a coma."...

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