If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

The ending would be a cliffhanger.

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I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming

Because marches would definitely solve the problem.

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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."

This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"

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Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because he's thick and tired of it

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What’s the engineering term for a one night stand?

A nut and bolt.

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What does a pulley like the best about its position?

It's the center of a tension.

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Comas can change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

"Donald is in a hurry."

"Donald is in a coma."

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