They’re just waiting their turn.
Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 8, 2017
A Psychic buying clothes.
Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small.
Employee: You didn’t even try it on.
Psychic: I’m a medium.
An underage weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."
The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"
The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Charlottesville Was a Preview of the Future of the Republican Party
Charlottesville Was a Preview of the Future of the Republican Party
In the age of President Donald Trump, what inspires a young person not merely to be conservative or vote Republican, but to get active in organized Republican politics?
August 20, 2017 at 11:58PM
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A trucker is driving his rig at night
He's on the phone to one of his mates. At one point he asks:
"Fred, what would you say is the height of the largest type of penguin?"
"That's a really weird question Tom, but I guess around 120cm"
"Ah... are you sure? Not tall as say, a human?"
"I wouldn't say so Tom, seems pretty unlikely"
"Ah, shit... I guess I just ran over a Nun then.."
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