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Thứ Ba, 22 tháng 8, 2017

What follows 16 Sodium atoms into a bar?

Batman....

The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot.

It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to...

LPT Everytime your girlfriend/wife gives you a blowjob, put a dollar in a jar.

On her birthday, buy her a present with only the money in the jar....

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had a million degrees....

Two reasons I don't drink toilet water.

No.1 No.2...

This idiot on the treadmill at the gym.

Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder....

Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun today...

And the sun got so scared it hid behind the moon....