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Thứ Sáu, 25 tháng 8, 2017

This Brilliant Lock Is Basically Unpickable

This Brilliant Lock Is Basically Unpickable Bosnian Bill is YouTube's master lock picker, so it's always fun when he encounters a lock that he simply can't ​crack. And the "Forever" lock is one such lock. August 24, 2017 at 10:02PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2vj3P...

Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing. “Dancing,” she replied. The first school dance I went to, I got fucking expelled....

What's the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point....

“Do you look at your wife’s face when you are having sex?”

“I did once and she looked really angry.” “Why angry?” “Because she was watching from the window!”...

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man...

Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her b-shells....

I just heard that my grandma has finally stopped smoking.....

We can collect her ashes tomorrow....