I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
Thứ Năm, 24 tháng 8, 2017
My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn.
She asked me come fix her sink, I been here for an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink.
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.
I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!"
He replied, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year".
Jesus walks up to an Arabic man and asks...
An Arabic man is walking his animals when out of nowhere Jesus appears.
Jesus walks up to the Arabic man and asks
"Hi good man, could I speak to your dog?"
The man replies
"Jesus, my dog can't speak"
Jesus ignores the comment and adresses the dog
"Dog, how are you doing, are you treated fair?"
The dog replies
"My lord, I am very happy. My owner feeds my well, walks me 3 times a day, and plays with me all the time"
The Arabic man stands there in astonishment
Jesus asks
"My good man, could I now speak to your horse?"
The man replies
"Jesus, my horse can not speak"
Jesus still addresses the horse
"Great beast, how are you, are you treated well?
The horse replies
"My lord, I am a might happy horse. I am walked and trained many times a day, fed very well, my hair is always combed, and all is good."
At this point the man is at loss for words
Then Jesus asks
"My man, may I speak to your goat?"
The man yells out
"NO, NOT THE GOAT, THE GOAT IS A LAIR"
My Grandad was a WWII veteran.
In just one day during the Battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators. Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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