I can’t tell you how upset I am.
Thứ Bảy, 26 tháng 8, 2017
A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms....
The engineer woke up, saw the fire, ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucets full-blast, flooding out the entire apartment, which put out the fire, and went back to sleep.
The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his CRC (chemistry handbook), and began working out all sorts of fluid dynamics equations. After a couple minutes, he threw down his pencil, got a graduated cylinder out of his suitcase, and measured out a precise amount of water. He threw it on the fire, extinguishing it, with not a drop wasted, and went back to sleep.
The mathematician takes a match, lights it, and extinguishes it in a glass of water. He declares: "A solution exists." and goes back to sleep.
Former president Clinton
Walks into a dry cleaner with a suit,
"I'm in a hurry can I get this by 3 today?"
The clerk, preoccupied, quickly looked up and asked "come again?"
"No, it was mustard this time."
The Best Dick Gregory Story
The Best Dick Gregory Story
The comedian was able to cross over to white audiences without ever bowing to those audiences.
August 26, 2017 at 04:11AM
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Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.
His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I’ve ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
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