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Chủ Nhật, 27 tháng 8, 2017

I lied about my age

A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife! Friend: "How did she marry you?" Billionaire: "I lied about my age!" Friend: "You said 45?" Billionaire: "No! I told her I was 90"...

Mayweather is actually 54-0

If you count the women...

Damn, girl, are you a math book?

Because you have a lot of fuckin problems....

Think Mayweather/Mcgregor is going to be the biggest fight of the year?

Just wait until my girl finds out I paid $100 to see it....

How many shots can an Irish man handle?

about 10 rounds. Edit: (Mayweather vs McGregor)...

I once got yelled at for peeing in a pool

Scared me so much I almost fell in....

Whenever I see a female bus driver, I'm reminded of how far we have come as a society...

Then I wait for the next bus...