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Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 9, 2017

Georgia Cop To White Woman During Traffic Stop: 'We Only Kill Black People'


Georgia Cop To White Woman During Traffic Stop: 'We Only Kill Black People'
​When a white woman was pulled over by a Georgia cop, she expressed concern about moving her hands for fear of being shot. The cop reassured her by emphasizing that he wouldn't shoot her because she was white.

September 1, 2017 at 06:42AM
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Someone knocked on my door and asked if I had found Jesus

I explained it wasn't my turn to watch him this time, and they really should have used bigger nails.

I accidentally ate a handful of scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster

Voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?

Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What did the left cheek say to the right cheek?

If we stick together we can stop this shit.