The pcp was my favourite.
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 9, 2017
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 9, 2017
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
My 7 year old nephew told this joke to my sister : what's the first thing you do after waking up and the last thing you do before going to bed?
Nephew: Brushing your teeth!
Mom: oh honey that's not a joke.
Nephew: it is if you think that's what I do!
A man notices a Mexican bookstore
He decides to go in because he has never seen a Mexican book store before.
He browses through the store and finally asks the clerk, "Do you have the book on Donald Trump's foreign policies with Mexico?"
The clerk replies, "Fuck you!! Get out, and stay out!!"
The man replies, "Yeah, that's the one!"
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