What do you call a knight encircled in enemies?

Sir Rounded...

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EMINEM: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

WEB MD: Cancer....

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A texan walks into an Irish bar

and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Ten minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the...

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I don't always tell dad jokes.

But when I do, he laughs....

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Instructions how to fall down stairs:

Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 14...

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Cop Drags Away Nurse Who Legally Prevented Him From Drawing Blood From An Unconscious Patient In Shocking Video

Cop Drags Away Nurse Who Legally Prevented Him From Drawing Blood From An Unconscious Patient In Shocking Video Nurse Alex Wubbels was on solid legal footing when she blocked detective Jeff Payne from drawing blood from the patient, but that didn't stop Payne from arresting her. September 1, 2017 at 08:23PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2wXdZ...

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We had random drug testing at work today.

The pcp was my favourite....

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