Magic Dildo

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a repost. I haven't seen it on here in a while and it's my favorite joke so just enjoy it. A husband had to leave his wife for 3 months while he attended business in Africa. To prevent her loneliness and to lower the temptations of her being unfaithful he went to the local sex shop and asked the lady at the counter what the best product she had to offer was. The woman pointed at the $400 sex doll in the corner and asked the man, "Will that do?" Not wanting his wife to think of the sex doll as another man, the husband...

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Son your teacher tells me you said the 'C' word in class today.

That wasn't clever was it? No, it was cunt.....

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A priest and a rabbi are very good friends, so they decide to go skinny dipping in a remote lake

All of a sudden, two busses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbi‘s congregation and out of the other pours the priest’s congregation. Their clothes are on the other side of the lake, so they don’t have time to retrieve them. Both decide to just make a run for it. The priest, running with his hands covering his genitals looks over and sees the rabbi running with his hands over his face. He says, “Rabbi! What are you doing?” The rabbi says, "In my community, they recognize me by my face."...

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I just fell victim to a dad joke

Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue. Me: I don't know? Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me: What about the glue? Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part....

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There are three truths in religion:

1) Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store....

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Shark Tank

on Shark Tank Sharks: what's your idea? Me: ridiculously wide sunglasses Shark 1: I'm out Shark 2: I'm out as well Hammerhead shark: tell me more...

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To Understand Rising Inequality, Consider the Janitors at Two Top Companies, Then and Now

To Understand Rising Inequality, Consider the Janitors at Two Top Companies, Then and Now They both spent a lot of time cleaning floors. The difference is, for Ms. Ramos, that work is also a ceiling. September 4, 2017 at 02:36AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2wvtl...

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