Guy: "I'm coming over" Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 9, 2017
A man answered an ad that read "Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour"
When he arrived he was told he'd have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this he replied "One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr".
EPA Denies Neglecting Houston Superfund Sites, Attacks Reporter
EPA Denies Neglecting Houston Superfund Sites, Attacks Reporter
The AP reported on Saturday that several Houston area toxic-waste sites had flooded and were not being checked by the agency.
September 4, 2017 at 03:03PM
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Sex with a nun
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
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