The planchette kept moving from H to A and back. What kind of name is Hahaha?
Thứ Tư, 13 tháng 9, 2017
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom...
... First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved.
"What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones. That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay you, my son?" "No price, for a man of the cloth such as yourself." And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen roses. That day, Rabbi Finklestein comes in to get his payoss [sideburns] trimmed. "What do you want I should pay you?" "Nothing, for a man of God such as yourself." And the next morning, what do you know? The barber finds on his doorstep – a dozen rabbis
A lady calls her butler into her room and says, "Jeeves, take off my dress"
He casually says, "Yes, Madam", and removes the dress. Then she says, "Jeeves, take off my underwear". Again, he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the undergarment. She then says, "Jeeves, take off my bra". Again, with no hesitation he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the bra. Then she says, "Now out of my sight! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 9, 2017
A dumb guy visits a hunting club and asks a hunter how he killed his first buck.
The hunter says he got his gun, went into the woods, followed the tracks, and shot the buck. The dumb guy, satisfied with the answer, soon leaves.
The following day the dumb guy returns to the hunter and asks how he shot his first rabbit. The hunter says he got his gun, went into the woods, followed the tracks, and shot the rabbit. The dumb guy leaves the hunting club.
The following day the dumb guy returns to the hunter and, still curious, asks how he shot his first bear. The hunter says he got his gun, went into the woods, followed the tracks, and shot the bear. The dumb guy leaves looking energetic and inspired!
Weeks passed without any sight of the dumb guy and the hunter, worried about his dumb friend, decides to look into it. He finds that the dumb guy is being held at the local hospital in intensive care so the hunter goes to visit.
The hunter enters the hospital room and sees the dumb guy in what seems to be a full body cast, with machines everywhere to help him breathe, eat, and ultimately stay alive. Surprised, he asked the dumb guy what happened!
The dumb guy musters all his strength to lift his head toward the hunter and in small gasps he tells the hunter his story.
"I got my gun..." "I went into the woods..." "I followed the tracks..." "And was hit by a train."
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