It's a vicious cycle....
Thứ Sáu, 15 tháng 9, 2017
I went for a job interview at EA Games today.
The interviewer said to me, “The second part of your resume is missing.”
I said, “For the second part, you have to pay $20.”...
A politician is walking down the street when he is suddenly attacked. The assailant says "Give me all your money".
The politician says "Do you know who I am? I'm an important government official". The mugger says "Fine, give me all my money"...
I started calling my toilet the "Jim"...
instead of the John.
It sounds much better when I say that I go to the Jim first thing every morning....
The race against heat
The race against heat
How do you cool 7.5 billion people on a warming planet?
September 14, 2017 at 10:32PM
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, you name it. Meanwhile, Grandpa is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy." Another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy". At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart and Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll...
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