A guy is working at a grocery store and a lady comes up to him and asks: "Hello young man, can you tell me where the brocolli is?" "Oh I'm sorry madam, we ran out of brocolli, we will have some tomorrow." "Oh okay," says the lady and the guy goes back to his work. Then somebody taps him on his shoulder, he turns around and there's the same lady and she goes: "Sir, i can't find any brocolli." "We are fresh out of brocolli ma'am, we will have some tomorrow." and he goes back to work. And then the woman comes right in front of him and says very loudly: "Where the hell is the brocolli?" And he says: "Madam, how do you spell cat? As is catastrophic." "C-A-T" "Good, good ... and how do you spell dog? As in dogmatic." "D-O-G" "Great, great ... and how do you spell fuck? As in brocolli." "There is no fuck in brocolli." "AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"
