Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."
Thứ Bảy, 16 tháng 9, 2017
The Making and Unmaking of Iggy Azalea
The Making and Unmaking of Iggy Azalea
Iggy became a punchline and went from being hailed as a white rap savior — a potential salve in the lineage of bad white rappers — to, three years later, being a digital-era Vanilla Ice, reduced to a viral talking point.
September 16, 2017 at 12:12AM
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Hand Jobs $20 (nsfw)
A man walks into a sandwich shop and looks at the menu board. It reads
Grilled Cheese - $3 Ham and Cheese $5 Roast Beef - $6 Hand jobs -$20
A beautiful blond with huge tits comes to the register and says "what will you have handsome?"
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" He asks.
"Yes I am!." She replies with a wink.
"Well wash your fucking hands, I'll have a Grilled Cheese sandwich."
4 million of these people enter our country every year
They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Man, I hate babies.
I once spent a month in prison.
I once spent a month in the slammer.
It wasn't that bad. The guards were friendly. My cell-mate was a cool guy. The food was better than my wife's. I didn't see any fights. I wasn't assaulted or raped.
On my last day a guard walked me out to the exit gate. We chatted about football on the way. As the gate opened he said to me, "Goodbye and good luck. How do you feel?"
"I feel good, man," I replied. "I'm happy to finally be out."
Then he smacked me hard across the skull with his baton, drawing blood. I was like, "What the hell, dude?"
"That's for ending your sentence with a preposition."
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