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Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 9, 2017

I Will Never Forget My Son's First Words

Where the fuck have you been for 16 years?...

Prehistoric math joke

In a certain tribe, in which polygamy was practiced, a married man’s standing in the tribe depended upon the combined weight of his wives-the greater the combined weight, the more important was the man. Every year, on weighing day and according to custom, the married men would stand their wives on neatly spread animal skins, and the chief of the tribe would come around with a crude seesaw and balance the wives of one man against those of another in order to determine the relative importance of the men. Now Gog had only one wife, who was very heavy,...

I get so angry when I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt.

I just can’t take it....

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Classical conditioning....

I saw a post on Craigslist that said: Radio for sale, $1. Volume knob stuck on full.

I thought to myself, I can't turn that down!...

Alienation Is Killing Americans and Japanese

Alienation Is Killing Americans and Japanese Almost a quarter of Japanese men and a tenth of Japanese women over age 60 say there is not a single person they could rely on in difficult times. The American crisis may not be so dissimilar from the Japanese one. September 16, 2017 at 10:15PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2jxPE...

I bet Ted Cruz has two twitter accounts now. one for porn, and one to talk about the laws he's passing...

Either way a woman's getting fucked...