Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 9, 2017

I have 3 eyes, 6 heads and 15 limbs, what am I?

A liar....

Someone asked me how dark my humour is

Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back...

I saw a sign that made me shit myself

It said "Bathroom closed"...

Thứ Hai, 18 tháng 9, 2017

A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle

He had serious selfie steam issues....

Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry?

She had a filthy habit...

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work....

I met two guys wearing matching clothing, so I asked them if they were gay.

They promptly arrested me....