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Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 9, 2017

I woke up with someone's ejaculate on my face, but I don't know whose it is

Anyone know a good facial recognition software?

How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding?

"Sorry, not Sari."

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson, "this bed is missing something." Watson replies "no sheet sherlock."

Why is the area between a woman's chest and hips called a waist?

...because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"

Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"

A young Jewish girl asks her father for $50...

"$40!!! What the hell do you need $30 for?!?"

I gently slid her panties to the side...

....so I could fit her socks into the drawer