In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Thứ Sáu, 22 tháng 9, 2017
So I met a girl in the bar last night
She said "I haven't had a cock for nearly 2 weeks now"
So I took her back to my place and we started fooling around.
We got undressed and that's when I noticed the scars from the operation.
Nestlé Makes Billions Bottling Water It Pays Nearly Nothing For
Nestlé Makes Billions Bottling Water It Pays Nearly Nothing For
The company's operation in Michigan reveals how it's dominated the industry by going into economically depressed areas with lax water laws.
September 21, 2017 at 10:27PM
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Three nuns die and go to heaven.
They arrive at the gates of heaven where they meet St. Peter who says "you must each answer one question about religion to enter heaven."
St. Peter calls the first nun and asks "who was the first man on Earth?" "Adam" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the second nun "who was the first woman on Earth?" "Eve" she replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
St. Peter asks the third nun "what is the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun panics for a second because she doesnt know the answer. "Boy thats a hard one" she nervously replies. So birds are chirping angels are singing the gates open and she gets into heaven.
A Wife Gets Naked.....
and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'
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