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Thứ Sáu, 22 tháng 9, 2017

Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"?

Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."

I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

A guy and a girl go on a date and things get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place...

Some flirting and fooling around later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. Watching all this the girl says, ”You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, replies, “Why yes actually. How did you figure that out?" "Easy," she says, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After it's over the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with an inflated ego, "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" To which she responds,

"Didn't feel a thing."

What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.

My girlfriend's parents called me a disgusting creep just because I am 36 and she is 24

What a horrible thing to say on our son's 10th birthday party.

I named my kid Bob Ross

He was a happy little accident.