It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 9, 2017
I went to a pub last night
and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs"
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so"
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"
I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers...
Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
First-timer at the nudist colony
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony....
On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts...
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.
The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'
The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 35 times a day...
Don't Buy The Idea Teens Are Having Less Sex Until You Take A Closer Look At The Data
Don't Buy The Idea Teens Are Having Less Sex Until You Take A Closer Look At The Data
Think of it this way: when in the history of teens have they had less sex?
September 23, 2017 at 09:30PM
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