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Thứ Sáu, 29 tháng 9, 2017

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

Because he was fingering a minor

Wife: You're shirtless?

(husband nods)

Wife: And covered in...oil?

-Well, you know how you always say I never glisten?

Wife: Listen. You never listen.

-Oh

Trump Keeps Making Up A Nonexistent 


Trump Keeps Making Up A Nonexistent 
​A somewhat weird development over the last 24 hours has been President Trump's repeated assertion that the Senate can't pass their health care bill because a "senator is in the hospital," which is... not true.

September 28, 2017 at 10:42PM
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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,061 matches

Studying engineering in school is like World War 2.

The objective is clear, there’s an obvious enemy, and everyone is fighting for the same cause.

Interviewing to get an engineering job is like Vietnam. Everybody tells you a different objective, you’re not properly equipped for the environment, and the Asians are always one step ahead.

How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest?

Sing the national anthem

Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table?

Sir Cumference