FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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The patrons freeze in fear, and the saloonkeeper points to the Native American man and whispers "There's a bear right behind you!"
The Native American man holds up a calm hand and says, "I can explain. Bear with me."
Edit: will not apologize for Dad jokes.
Many years ago on a long Trans-Continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four crew.
She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across Earth.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Flight Engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any aircraft or engine system problems to keep the aircraft operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain, he was responsible for everything in the aircraft and to fly and direct everyone on it.
She turned to the Co-Pilot and asked, "Well young man, what is your job?"
The Co-Pilot replied "Ma'am, I am the Captain's sexual adviser. Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon young man, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am. The Captain has told me on a number of occasions that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask for it."
My wife keeps telling me that if your relationship is strong a small penis shouldn't make any difference
I just wish she didn't have one at all...