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Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 10, 2017

The meaning of life..

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed...... On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time...

I recently saw an advertisement for a double entendre contest

So I entered my friend...

My roommate told me my clothes look gay.

I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet...

What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America?

Star-Spangled Banner...

Why did the girl get the waitress job?

You could say she brings a lot to the table.......

If the Stork brings good babies, and the Crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies?

The Swallow....

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