He was a really good dog.
Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 10, 2017
Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.
Priest - Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell. Alcoholic - Is it? What about the guy who sells the liquor? Priest - He will also go to Hell. Alcoholic - Ok, what about the guy who sells pork tacos in the food truck outside the Liquor Store? Priest - He too will go to Hell. Alcoholic - In that case, I have no problem going to Hell.
Did you know that the condom was invented by the Turks?
They used the intestines of sheep around their penis when having sex.
And did you know that years later, the Brits were the ones who improved the condom by removing the sheep?
A beggar asks a man for 5 bucks.
Man: "What do you need 5 bucks for?". Beggar: "I need it to buy drugs". Man: "Oh yeah? And how do i know you won't spend it on food?"
A German goes on vacation to France.
He gets to passport control and the woman says, "Occupation?"
The man replies, "No, just visiting."
A duck walks into a bar...
And orders a hundred bottles of scotch.
The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab."
A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?"
The duck says to the bartender, "Okay, put it on his bill."
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