He gets to passport control and the woman says, "Occupation?"
The man replies, "No, just visiting."
Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 10, 2017
A duck walks into a bar...
And orders a hundred bottles of scotch.
The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab."
A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?"
The duck says to the bartender, "Okay, put it on his bill."
When I go to a costume party this year, I'm showing up wearing only a pair of jeans.
That way when I'm asked what my costume is, I'll say "I'm a premature ejaculator. I just came in my pants."
Tearful Jimmy Kimmel Delivers Powerful Monologue On Vegas Shooting, And More Late Night Reactions
Tearful Jimmy Kimmel Delivers Powerful Monologue On Vegas Shooting, And More Late Night Reactions
Last night, the hosts of late night shows (including Vegas-native Jimmy Kimmel) unified in mourning over Sunday's mass shooting in Las Vegas, uniformly expressing a desire for Congress to take some sort of action to the tragedy.
October 3, 2017 at 09:06PM
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