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Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 10, 2017
This British 'Blade Runner 2049' Interview Is Absolutely Delightful
This British 'Blade Runner 2049' Interview Is Absolutely Delightful
The "Blade Runner" universe is exceedingly bleak, so here's a couple minutes of Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling laughing themselves silly.
October 5, 2017 at 09:13PM
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Donald Trump, a Black man and a Jew are sitting in a hospital...
their wives all gave birth to healthy babies around the same time and are now resting. The three men are sitting in a room nearby when a nurse comes in and tells them there has been a mix-up, a nurse forgot to put identifying bracelets on the babies before taking them for a medical exam and now they don't know which baby is which.
She asks them if they could help identify their babies and the Jew goes first. One minute later, he steps out of the nursery holding a black baby, the Black man gets up and says ''Hey man, I'm pretty sure that one's mine'' to which the Jew replies ''One of those babies is a Trump, and I'm not taking any chances!''
so my Irish friend told his town he was an atheist......
One man in the crowd then yelled "Yes, but is it the Catholic god you don't believe in or the Protestant one?"
Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."
Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 10, 2017
A man goes to the movie theatre with his duck...
A man goes to the movie theatre with his duck. The ticket agent looks at the man and then at the duck, which is on a leash. The ticket agent states that the duck is not permitted in the theatre. The man explains that the duck is his service pet. However, because he didn’t have his service pet certification on him, the duck wasn’t allowed in.
The man then goes to the side of the theatre and stuffs the duck down the front of his pants. With no duck to be seen, the ticket agent allows the man in. The theatre was packed and the man ends up sitting next to two old ladies.
About twenty minutes into the movie the duck was getting uncomfortable and hot so the man unzips his pants to let the duck breath. The duck sticks out his head and starts looking around. One old lady nudges the other lady and exclaims, “Hey, this guy next to me just unzipped his pants.” The lady furthest away says, “Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all”. The other lady replies, “Yes, that’s what I thought, but this one’s eating my popcorn”.
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