I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl.

It's 14....

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What do you call a world's shittiest recycling center?

r/Jokes...

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Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."...

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When a woman wears a bikini, they leave 90% of their body exposed.

Men, being the gentlemen that we are, only look at the other 10%....

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What do you do with a compressed folder of porn?

Unzip......

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When I get naked in the bathroom

The shower gets turned on...

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Before the prostate exam, I asked the doctor where should I put my pants.

"Here, next to mine" wasn't the answer i was expecting....

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