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Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 10, 2017

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

A boy comes home from school at 7pm

His dad says "where were you? "I was with Jessica." He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were studying." After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely." Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're fucking donuts."

If someone is a vegan and does CrossFit...

Which do they have to tell you first?

A wife is like a grenade

Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 10, 2017

In WW2 you could identify which nationality your opponent was from by observing their behaviors

If they respond to threats with precise rifle shots, they're British

If they respond with heavy machine gun fire, they're German

If they retreat, they're French

If they switch to your side, they're Italian

If nothing happens for a few minutes then suddenly your camp is leveled to the ground, they're American

Why do the french have windows at the rear end of their tanks during WW2?

So they can see the battlefield

A penis has a sad life...

... His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour's an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him :(