Three. A left ear A right ear
And a final, front ear
Chủ Nhật, 8 tháng 10, 2017
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says,
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
A cowboy is captured by natives after a long battle.
The cowboy fought so valiantly that the natives decided to give him 3 final requests.
The cowboy is delighted and says for his first request, he wants to talk to his horse. He walks up to his horse, whispers something in his ear and the horse takes off running. A little while later he returns with a naked woman on his back.
The natives are impressed and grant him a teepee to have some privacy with the woman in. After a while he emerges, tucking in his shirt and is asked what his second wish is. He says he wants to talk to his horse again.
Once again his horse takes off and returns with a naked woman. The natives laugh and give him some privacy again. After some time, the cowboy emerges and says that for his final wish he wants to talk to his horse again.
He walks up to the horse, grabs him by the ears and screams, "I SAID POSSE!!"
A 100 married men go to hell
Here they meet the devil who gives them an option, either stand in the left row which grants them access to heaven.
Or stand in the right row where eternal torture awaits.
However, you can not stand in the left row if your wife was the boss in the relationship.
After a swift shuffle, 99 men stand in the right row and just one man stand in the left row.
Angered by this, the devil goes: "Are you all so weak that your woman wears the belt in the relationship?"
All 99 men just look at eachother and down to the floor in dissappointment.
"Well then", says the devil as he turns to the man in the left row, so you are a true independent man?
"No." says the man, "but my wife would have told me to stand in this row."
A boy goes to his Mom and says, “Mom, how come you’re white and I’m black?”
His Mom replies, “Son, the way I remember that party, you’re lucky you don’t fucking bark.”
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