16 times every fucking night.
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A Dutch News Satire Program Made This Fake Ad To Raise Awareness Of 'Nonsensical Rifle Addiction' In America
A Dutch News Satire Program Made This Fake Ad To Raise Awareness Of 'Nonsensical Rifle Addiction' In America
"Sunday with Lubach" is basically the Netherlands' answer to "Last Week Tonight," and this is their take on gun violence in the US.
October 9, 2017 at 03:51AM
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A guys dies and goes to heaven...
St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks. What are all these clocks for the guy asked Every person who has ever lived has a clock and every time they lie it ticks 1 second So where is george washingtons clocks at the guy asked. St. peter points behind them and says It has only ever ticked 3 seconds. The guys then asked where is Abraham Lincolns clock at. St peters points in front of them and say it has never ticked a single second. The guys then asked where Donald Trumps clock at and st peters say oh, it is in jesus's office he is using it as a ceiling fan.
College_irl
'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'
'But I never went to college.'
'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'
An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage...
Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."
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