Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 10, 2017

My fairy god mother asked if I wanted a big penis or a perfect memory

I forget my response...

How is broccoli like buttsex?

If you have a bad experience with it as a child you probably won't enjoy it as an adult....

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump kin....

Dear people who don’t write capital letters,

We’re the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse....

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."...

What is an onomatopoeia?

Exactly what it sounds like....

This Is The Greatest High School Football Play We've Seen In A While

This Is The Greatest High School Football Play We've Seen In A While 3 seconds left, the receiving team down by 1 — we don't want to spoil how this last-second kickoff return plays out, but it's very good. October 9, 2017 at 09:15PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2yaab...