She told me that newspapers are oldschool. She said me that people nowadays use tablets and handed me her iPad
That fly didn't stand a chance
Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 10, 2017
A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts
I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC
Son, you were adopted
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...
The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
The Woman Who Smashed Codes: America’s Secret Weapon in World War II
The Woman Who Smashed Codes: America’s Secret Weapon in World War II
How "know-nothings" Elizebeth Smith Friedman and William F. Friedman became the greatest codebreakers of their era.
October 11, 2017 at 09:50PM
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