I asked my daughter to bring me my newspaper

She told me that newspapers are oldschool. She said me that people nowadays use tablets and handed me her iPad That fly didn't stand a chance...

Read More

After my girlfriend got pregnant, everything changed.

My address, my job, my phone number......

Read More

Why don't churches have WiFi?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works....

Read More

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC...

Read More

Son, you were adopted

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”...

Read More

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."  "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"  "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"...

Read More

The Woman Who Smashed Codes: America’s Secret Weapon in World War II

The Woman Who Smashed Codes: America’s Secret Weapon in World War II How "know-nothings" Elizebeth Smith Friedman and William F. Friedman became the greatest codebreakers of their era. October 11, 2017 at 09:50PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2ygow...

Read More