I can make it through one of his sketches without laughing....
Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 10, 2017
The Crazy, True Story Of The Birth Of The Warriors' Historic Offense
The Crazy, True Story Of The Birth Of The Warriors' Historic Offense
In the past three years, the Warriors have won two NBA titles with the most explosive offense in history. This is the inside tale of how it all began — on a plate of appetizers.
October 12, 2017 at 07:37AM
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit,...
Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 10, 2017
A man and his wife are in a car accident.
The man is saved by the airbag, but the woman hits her head on the windshield and falls into a coma.
The man sits in the hospital waiting room day and night, praying for his wife to recover.
One day, while giving the wife a sponge bath, the nursing staff notices, when they wash her "private area", a slight amount of brain activity on the monitor.
The senior nurse goes out to talk to the husband, "Mr. Smith, we have an unorthodox request for you. My staff has noticed that your wife seems to respond to sexual stimulation. We may have found a path...
Headache and Testicles
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.
He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.
The Doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Joe was shocked and depressed.He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery...
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