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Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 10, 2017

This Is What A 21st-Century Police State Really Looks Like

This Is What A 21st-Century Police State Really Looks Like Far from the booming metropolis of Beijing, China is building a sprawling system that combines dystopian technology and human policing. "It's a kind of frontline laboratory for surveillance." October 18, 2017 at 09:36PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2gsxj...

I made a graph of my past relationships...

The data was plotted on an ex axis and why axis....

My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living.

The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous....

One day a man hears that a distant uncle passed away

He's a little sad, but only a little, for they barely knew each other. Then, a few days later, a package arrives. It contains his inheritance from the estate: A violin and a painting. He has no idea what to do with them. After pondering the matter, he takes them to an appraiser. Not too long later the appraiser calls him: "I've finished my analysis, and I've got some good news. There's no doubt at all that what you have is a genuine Van Gogh and a genuine Stradivarius." The man is ecstatic: "I can sell these for millions!" The appraiser says "Well,...

A guy goes to the doctor.

A guy goes to the doctor. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."...

Thứ Tư, 18 tháng 10, 2017

What’s the difference between humans and a bullet?

Humans miss John Lennon....

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game

The Queen doesn't wear a burkha. The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to. The Queen is more powerful than the King. The Queen goes alone to opponent's territory. Most importantly, there's only one Queen....