Step 1: become a billionaire.
Step 2: buy an EA game.
Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 11, 2017
My 1st grader got home from school and asked me
"Dad, is 'hell' a bad word?"
And I told him, "Yes, that's a very bad word. You shouldn't even know about that word. Don't be saying that word, ok?"
My son agreed to not say it, but then asked, "But hello isn't a bad word, right?"
So I had to explain to him that "hell" and and "hello" were two different words with completely different meanings.
A few days later I got a call from his teacher saying I needed to have a conversation with my son concerning his language. She said my son won't stop saying "shitto"
Edit: This is actually a true story that my co-worker told me about her friend's son!
The funniest joke I've heard happen organically.
I was sat in front of a couple I didn't know on the bus who were arguing. The girl was asking why the guy never made more of an effort romantically, but he's saying that it doesn't come naturally to him to make these big gestures. She keeps angrily saying he needs to be more spontaneous.
He says "I'm a guy, I can't just turn it on like a tap."
She says "Force it!"
He says "Fine, I can't just turn it on like a faucet".
Unsurprisingly, this didn't help. Neither did it help that the guy in front of them cracked up and turned around for a high five.
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November 14, 2017 at 10:53PM
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So the CEO of EA walks into a bar..
"I'll have a beer" he says, exasperated from the recent PR firestorm.
"That'll be $1" answers the barman.
"Woah" replies the CEO, "That's great value!"
"Sure is." the barman replies. "Would you like a glass with that?"
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