I sat up and begged, and she rolled over and played dead.
Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 11, 2017
What's the difference between EA and my uncle?
My uncle didn't take my money when he fucked me.
Edit: I've been refreshing the page and watching this post climb just in the hopes that I could link this.
Mission accomplished, I'm going to sleep.
A farmhand hits a pig with his truck
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off.
About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the wiggling pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped. "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
Black Friday is coming up, so remember Retail language:
"Need help finding a size?" = Please stop fucking up my display
"I can put that back for you" = you're going to fuck up my display
"Let me hold your items for you" = So you dont leave this somewhere and fuck up a display
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