Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 11, 2017

After work, I volunteer to help blind children

By the way: Verb, not adjective...

An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German

Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling. The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now. "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"...

A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident.

Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people? Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed. Police Officer: And? Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either hitting the two men, or the wedding party. Police Officer: You hit the two men, of course! Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after hitting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him....

Apology after train departs seconds early

Apology after train departs seconds early Management on the Tsukuba Express line between Tokyo and the city of Tsukuba say they "sincerely apologise for the inconvenience" caused. November 16, 2017 at 07:35PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2z6dX...

Why are retired Nazis so good with animals?

They're veteran Aryans....

The thirsty criminal

My grandpa told me this gem of a joke. Here it goes... A fleeing criminal, desperate to escape the police, runs into the desert with hardly any water. Very soon, he runs out of drinking water, and hours later, he is already plodding under the merciless desert sun. He is close to desperation when suddenly, he sees something far off in the distance. Hoping against hope that it is water, he starts running towards what he thinks is an oasis, only to find a little old man with a little stand, full of ties.   'Hey you, do you have water?' Pants...

Why were the star wars movies released 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8?

In charge of planning Yoda was....