If your urine looks like beer, you are likely dehydrated.

But if it looks like bud light, you're good.

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Congress has finally made a decision and just announced that if Roy Moore wins the senate...

They will be ending their 'take your daughter to work' program.

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What's the difference between a buoy and my ex girlfriend?

A buoy can be found above the ocean's surface.

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Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18-year-old girl.”

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18-year-old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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How did 10 die?

because it was in the middle of 9 11.

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Where is happiness made?

At the satisfactory.

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Did you hear the one about the LGBTQ2S+ community?

They're working together to build the perfect password

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