A teenager lost a contact lens while playing in the driveway...

After a fruitless search, he went inside the house and told his mother he lost a lens and, try as he might, could not find it. Undaunted, the mother went outside and in only a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing" she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150"....

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The FCC is for the people

That's the entire joke....

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A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,

A Wellfleet man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers. "We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,". "Tell me! Did you find her?!" Cedric Flynn asked. One officer said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news"! Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The officer said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus!" exclaimed Flynn. What could possibly be the good news?" The officer...

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If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...

I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality....

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A man sneezed during Joseph Stalin's speech

The audience, after first cheering their heads off at his arrival, sat hushed and silent, not wanting to make a sound to disturb the speech of their great leader. But then, someone in the audience let out a loud sneeze. Stalin stopped and looked around for the scoundrel that just disrupted his speech. "Which one of you sneezed?" said Stalin, obviously perturbed. But everyone is the audience was too paralyzed with fear to say anything. So Stalin said, "Very well. First row stand up!", and on that command the whole first row stood at attention....

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if you commit a crime 90 times,

if you commit a crime 90 times, you'll only get caught 45 times . . . . because sin90=cot45...

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So, a lawyer goes to heaven...

Just kidding....

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