I got fired from the keyboard factory earlier today

I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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If I ever end up on life support unplug me...

then plug me back in again, see if that works.

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In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

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How do you get Americans to join a world war?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Sex with the priest's wife

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks him what he's really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago".

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

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America is a free country.

Free to Play, but Pay to Win.

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