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The US funds a study for 6 months at $20 million, and concludes it is to give the man more pleasure during sex.
The UK not to be outdone by the Yankees, spend 3 months and half the money, and concludes it's to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The Irish, not to be outdone by anyone spend a weekend drinking, and come back Monday morning concluding it's to keep the man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
He pulled up to a gas station to fill up his tank, i guess they were doing maintenance on the pumps and didnt put one back together right, so while he was pumping, the hose popped off the nozzle and started spraying gas all up his arm.
So he went in PISSED. He was cussing, and yelling, eventually the manager comes out and gets his story, helps him clean up, gave him credit for the gas, which calmed the guy down a bit, enough to continue on with his day.
So hes driving down the highway, and decides he needs a smoke. He goes to light a cigarette, and his arm is engulfed in flames.
He's in the middle lane so he can't just pull over, so he sticks his arm out the window, waving it around hoping the wind will put the fire out. Luckily though there was a sheriff a couple cars back, so he flips on his siren, gets everyone out of the way so the guy can park, and runs up with his jacket and throws it on the guys arm.
So now he's mad, in pain, his day just can't get any worse.
After the medics bandaged his arm up, the officer goes to speak with him and get more of his story. After listening, the officer tells the man to put his hands behind his back, he cuffs them and reads the man his rights.
So now he's freaking out, being put in the back of the cruiser. "Officer, why am I being arrested? What did I do?"
The officer says as he shuts the door "Son, its against the law to drive around waving firearms at people."