The US, England and Ireland are presented with a question. Why is the head of the penis larger than the shaft?

The US funds a study for 6 months at $20 million, and concludes it is to give the man more pleasure during sex. The UK not to be outdone by the Yankees, spend 3 months and half the money, and concludes it's to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The Irish, not to be outdone by anyone spend a weekend drinking, and come back Monday morning concluding it's to keep the man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead....

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My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people let him in...

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6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day....

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Did anybody hear what happened to that guy on the highway?

He pulled up to a gas station to fill up his tank, i guess they were doing maintenance on the pumps and didnt put one back together right, so while he was pumping, the hose popped off the nozzle and started spraying gas all up his arm. So he went in PISSED. He was cussing, and yelling, eventually the manager comes out and gets his story, helps him clean up, gave him credit for the gas, which calmed the guy down a bit, enough to continue on with his day. So hes driving down the highway, and decides he needs a smoke. He goes to light a cigarette,...

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The only thing that flat earthers fear...

is sphere itself....

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How The Sandwich Consumed Britain

How The Sandwich Consumed Britain The sandwich industry has transformed the way Brits each lunch and breakfast — and now it's coming for dinner. November 26, 2017 at 12:58AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2A5MG...

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Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times per year.

Looks like I'm in for a pretty wild December....

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