... As long as a gay marries a lesbian....
Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 11, 2017
A kid asked his dad..
Kid: Dad, what is an alcoholic? Dad: You see these 4 cars, an alcoholic would see 8 cars. Kid: But there are only 2 cars....
Chủ Nhật, 26 tháng 11, 2017
Bob and the nudist colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day, he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and Bob immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, “Sir, did you call for me?”
Bob replies, “No, what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new here; let me explain. It’s a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me.” Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him...
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