A Marx-man
Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 11, 2017
I was having intimate relations with a married woman.
A car pulled into the garage, and the woman said, "Oh no it's my husband! Quick, use the back door!"
Thinking back, I should have run, but you don't get offers like that every day.
On his deathbed, on old Jew tells his wife:
‘Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no?’ - ‘ Sure I was, Moshe’
‘When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me, no?- ‘ I was Moshe.’
‘And now you’re at my death bed, aren’t you?’ - ‘I am, darling’
‘I’m starting to think you’re bad luck, Sarah.’
The year is 2064 and r/jokes is still going strong...
A new user gets on to r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"
The second most upvoted joke says "3915"
The third most upvoted joke says "756"
He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"
The admin replies "You must be new here. r/jokes has been around for so long, we've seen every joke, so we just refer to them by numbers now"
The new user wants to get a few upvotes so writes "504,323"
When he checks his account the next day his joke is the top post on reddit and the most upvoted r/jokes thread of the last 10 years.
He messages the admin "What happened?" The admin replies "Nobody had heard that one before"
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