Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 11, 2017

Hitler, Salin, and EA were having a debate

"Who amongst us is the most hated?" Hitler asked Stalin said "It is I, the Soviet Union killed more people than even you, Hitler!" EA says "NONSENSE! I've ruined dozens of game franchises. I am the most hated!" Hitler said "Why don't we hold a vote in hell and see who is the most hated of all?" The group agreed and Hitler left to go make the vote. After counting the ballets, Hitler returns and asks: "Who the fuck is Ajit Pai!?"...

Why is suicide illegal?

destruction of government property....

Set your WiFi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678...

A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning husband says: "How about you go brew us some coffee?"

Wife: "That's your job." Hasband: "Says who?" Wife : "The bible, it's on just about every page." Husband: "The bible don't say anything about brewing coffee." Wife (Holding her Bible flipping pages): "See every page Hebrews, Hebrews, hebrews."...

Thứ Hai, 27 tháng 11, 2017

I wish my college was run by EA

At least I’d get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money...

An engineer dies and...

An Engineer dies, and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort down there, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God rings down and asks Satan,"So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake...

I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of coins at me

I get that you have more money than me, no need to rub it in...