The first rule about Thesaurus club is

that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club....

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How I Fucked A Homeless Girl...

I asked a good looking, young homeless woman if I could take her home today... and she said yes with a huge smile... The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box....

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We're getting a divorce after 45 years..

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are...

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Three men, John, Paul, and Bob live horrible lives and go to hell. When they arrive, a hideously ugly woman appears out of nowhere. Suddenly, a loud booming voice says,

"John! You have sinned! In reparation for your atrocious lifestyle you are condemned to sleep with this woman." With a cry of dismay, John is a whisked away to endure this horrible penance. Suddenly, another even uglier more hideous woman comes forward. "Paul! You have sinned! In reparation for your atrocious lifestyle you are condemned to sleep with this woman." Paul is suddenly whisked away, clawing the ground as he is dragged off. Bob stands alone in the room, quaking with fear, when Kate Upton walks in! He can't believe his luck! Suddenly,...

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(P+L)(A+N) = PA+PN+LA+LN

Ha! I just foiled your plan!...

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After spending 20 minutes trying to take my girlfriend's bra off, I've decided to give up

I wish I'd never put it on now...

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After marijuana, are magic mushrooms next to be decriminalised in California?

After marijuana, are magic mushrooms next to be decriminalised in California? Kevin Saunders, a mayoral candidate for the city of Marina, just south of the San Francisco Bay, has filed a proposal that would exempt adults over the age of 21 from any penalties over possessing, growing, selling or transporting psychedelic psilocybin mushrooms. November 27, 2017 at 12:36PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2nbuL...

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