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Thứ Tư, 29 tháng 11, 2017

A Conversation with Chuck Palahniuk, the Author of ‘Fight Club’ and the Man Behind Tyler Durden

A Conversation with Chuck Palahniuk, the Author of ‘Fight Club’ and the Man Behind Tyler Durden In this wide-ranging interview, the author of "Fight Club" discusses his most famous character, grief, nihilism and the concept of manliness. November 28, 2017 at 07:28AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2ib1D...

What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ?

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It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild...

Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught he old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is...

Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 11, 2017

I used to work at a bank,

an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over...

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...

There would be mass confusion....

I used to be Christian...

Her: I used to be Christian. Him: Its all right, I don't really care for those sort of things. Her: Thank god! Its much better now that i'm Christine!...

Three vampires were having an argument

They wanted to compete to see who was the best. Without warning the first dashes away, and reappears after 15 seconds with blood dripping from his fangs. "Do you see that house there?" "Yes" "I killed the family inside and drained them of their blood!" Not to be outdone, the second vampire disappears and reappears after 10 seconds with a face covered in blood. "Do you see that neighbourhood there?" "Yes" "I killed everyone in it and drank their blood!" The third vampire dashes away and reappears in 5 seconds, with his entire body covered in blood. "Do...