A reptile dysfunction
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 12, 2017
Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:
Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
A man wasn't sure which of three women he wanted to marry, so he gave each $10,000 to see how they used it.
The first woman went to the store, bought the man new clothes, new furniture, and new electronics for his man cave. The man was impressed.
The second woman put the money in the bank, to show how responsible and thrifty she was. Again, the man was impressed.
The third woman invested the money and turned the $10,000 into $20,000. Again, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a moment about how each woman had handled the money, and then he married the one with the largest boobs.
Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?
It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.
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